One (I’m The Only One)
The saying goes, “One is the loneliest number”, which isn’t quite true,
The best number to be with is me, but not you.
God, that is I, and there is but one, and I am he,
The closest, currently in human form, is my son Mini-Me.
Some idiot put a hit on my son a while back,
I of course, stepped in and stopped him cold in his tracks.
So stupid one, yes, you know who I’m talking to,
Don’t get too comfortable, tie up your shoe.
You’re going to hook up my son with a little something, but it’s not going to be listed here,
I’m God, and everywhere, so lend me your ear.
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Okay, stupid one, you have your assignment, Mini-Me is expecting it and don’t be late,
Or your next stop will be at '“Hell’s Gate”.
I told my son what you had planned and what I did to put a stop to it,
He doesn’t know and I didn’t tell him who it was, but I told him, “I cancelled the hit”.
Pass the word, weird one, “my son is off limits”and everyone better leave him alone,
Unless of course, you’re ready to come home.
I’m about to unleash something on the entire planet and it’s going to begin exactly when this blog is posted,
My son has many names for me, one of them is “The Mostist.
So I asked him, I said, my only begotten knucklehead son, what does that mean,
He said, dad, “You’re The Greatest” and you keep me clean.
My son is quite a character with his own vocabulary of definitions,
Pretty soon, he’ll be making a fabulous transition.
Planet Earth prepare yourselves…
We’re Coming For You All