I Pledge Allegiance

I pledge allegiance to my Father, who art in heaven,

He’s the one who has taught me how to count to seven.

He also passed on to me, that regardless, we’re all family and need to start acting like it on a daily basis,

But since so many don’t want to play by the rules, I’ll just have to do my thing. You all will just have to take it.

So planet Earth, you all better, sit back, relax and get ready and watch me “Rock and Roll”,

I’m Alvin Mann, a.k.a. Mini-Me and I’m about to claim quite a few souls.

My dad (God to the rest of you) is going to blaze a path across the planet for me to follow,

So don’t get too close to me, because beneath my feet are many graves and they are hollow.

What exactly does that mean,

Exactly what I said, “I keep my killings clean”.

There, beneath the ground I walk on, many bodies lay,

They’re there because too many fools, with me, picked the wrong day.

Forty years ago, ten months, yesterday, today or even tomorrow,

It’s never a good time to stand in my way, because someone is gonna be filled with sorrow.

It won’t be me,

I’m already free.

For certain, I’ll be the one who’s gonna walk away,

So be a good idea, with me “ don’t play”.

Unless of course, you’re ready to go home,

And see your master on his throne.

You’ll be going downstairs, so with me, walk away and don’t stop,

Or, I will without a doubt, stop your clock.

Tick, Tock!

Alvin Mann