Stitch One, Pearl Two
Stitch one, Pearl two. This is the way to go,
With these dutiful hands, I’ll make everything flow.
Your honor, what in heaven is going on: we’re in court,
Jack be quiet, or I’ll have you disbarred, justice I’m going to abort.
Stitch one, Pearl two. I’m putting together a pair of gloves,
Look at the defendant, shivering in this cold courtroom, I’m just showing motherly love.
Your honor, this is highly irregular and I must object,
Bailiff, cuff him, until he shows me due respect.
Your honor, that won’t be necessary, I’ll step back,
That’s more like it, I’m the only one here with true power: “remember that, Jack”.
Stitch one, Pearl two. I’m almost done with these beautiful gloves,
And the Marlboro Man will know, I’m always here for him: it’s all about love.
Stitch one, Pearl two. If the Marlboro Man gets back in,
I’m a shoe-in for the U.S. Supreme Court, my planning will begin.
I know he’ll continue to pack the kangaroo court,
With those he’s aware, owes him and justice will always come up, jest a Lil bit short.
This is how the game is really played: “Quid Pro Quo”,
It’s all about “gimme some mo”.