Friend of the Court
All rise and everyone stay on your feet,
This won’t take long, it’s just a very short greet.
Presenting Judge Aileen in which the rules of justice, she’s about to abort,
Won’t be taking any motions: is here as “Friend of the Court”.
So Jack, you’re going to have to figure out something fast,
I seriously doubt you’ll see this at trial before the November 2024 votes are cast.
And defendant, Marlboro Man, don’t think you’re off the hook,
Because you still have charges pending: another judge will at you, “throw the book”.
Your honor, I appreciate the mercy that you’re giving me,
If there’s anything I can ever do for you (wink, wink) I will if I’m ever set free.
It’s not over, til it’s over as the saying goes,
We’ll see at the end of this story, exactly how it will unfold.