Once Upon A Time (I Had A Dream)

Once upon a time, I had a dream,

And in it, there was this, all-woman team.

Completely surrounded and in the middle,

Playing my musical instrument (it was a fiddle).

Suddenly, something happened, and I was awakened,

I looked around and the whole world was shaking.

A voice from above said, “you better get ready”,

He didn't call me Alvin, but another name: Freddy.

Instantly, I knew God wants us all to realize everything will be fine,

However, we're all just living on borrowed time.

Everyone listen up, because I'm only gonna say this once,

Leave my team alone, or the hat you'll wear won't be “Dunce”.

No, I have something quite different in mind,

They'll be searching, but you, they'll never find.

Yes, most definitely, you will be mysteriously missing,

Anyone asks me, I'll tell them, “they've gone fishing”.

This is for the entire planet, “leave my peeps alone”,

Unless you don't like breathing, yes, “I'll send you motherfuckers home”.

Alvin Mann

a.k.a. Mini-Me

a.k.a. 6001

a.k.a. I Am Not The One