Seven

One,

This is the beginning and so much fun.

Two,

Now you must learn, to tie your gym shoe.

Three,

Rid your life of sin, to be eternally free.

Four,

To arrive home, keep both eyes on the door.

Five,

Obey God and don't give Him any jive.

Six,

Walk a straight line (remember, no tricks)

Seven,

If you've been obedient, now you're in heaven!

Alvin Mann

So hopefully, you learned a valuable lesson.

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Read between the lines. Life is what you make it.

Mr. Chuckles is a true comedian, a natural, which is why I (God) keep him around.

He's very entertaining! So, if you want to get to heaven, you'd better learn to count to seven.

I never have to look at the clock,

Because, mine never stops.

So, it's best to listen to my melodic rhymes,

Mankind is rapidly running out of time.

You are never really alone,

Mini-Me will show you the way home.

Your Father

God