Shit About To Hit The Fan (You Better Duck)
Mr. Chuckles does have a way with words, and the title of this post came from him, and not me (God). However, he does make a valid point. The “you know what” is about to hit the fan, and it would be a good idea, to not be in front of it. Since most people in Washington, D.C. have been tarnished in one way or another by greed, power or just the pleasure of being in “the mix of things”, it's a wonder anything ever gets accomplished in this fair city.
Yes, Alvin Mann will pretty soon be arriving in your city. It's probably best to give him a warm welcome, nothing too extravagant, his head is big enough as it is. I may have to chop him down (figuratively speaking) a size or two. He does get a bit out of control at times. But still, he's not causing the type of trouble you all in Washington have been doing, on a regular basis. He’ll provide you with the necessary assistance to get things moving along at a rapid pace. He cuts through the red tape, quite expeditiously. Should you not require his assistance, hmm, well their are a few other things going on, that you may or may not be aware of. You really don’t want history to repeat itself.
You have one week and 12 hours as of the time of this posting, before the clock stops, and all hell breaks loose. Hope you’re all prepared for what I’m about to unleash. Say a prayer, you’re going to need it.
Your Father
God
Riddle Time: Who will be prepared when the clock stops?
Answer at the bottom of this post. Be patient, read the entire post. My son has a story to tell.
Revelations
Dad?
Rose, what’s up? Glad to see you this fine and glorious morning. What Dad up to, besides His last minute preparations for Tick Tock?
Well, He’s really annoyed so many people appear to be moving along, as if it’s just a normal day. Satan’s going to get a lot of customers.
Most people don’t know Dad, and especially so called religious people. They make me sick with their “holier than thou” attitudes. The clergy are the worst, and leading peeps straight to hell. Quite a few of them peeps know, their clergy not right, but just go along because they don’t care and want to be mischievous.
Yep, Father’s not too pleased with the current state of affairs with the world’s clergy. He wants you to step up in that department.
Oh really?
Yes dad, really. He’ll be mentioning it to you real soon.
Hmmm, thanks for the heads up.
So how you feel about going to Washington?
Plan on being in that cesspool as short a time as possible. In and out as quickly as humanly possible.
Father has a little something extra for you to do when you get there. He’ll let you know after you arrive.
Bullshit! Dad playing games again, sounds like a set-up to me. Dad all the time, pulling things like this. His way of keeping me on my toes.
Well dad, you do need the practice.
Yeah, I’m sure I’ll be thinking of you whenever Dad pops up with His surprise. Your spiritual hands all up in this!
Not this time dad, it’s all Father’s doing.
No shit?
You’ll find out and you’ll know, there’s no way I’d ever be involved with this.
Hmmm, very interesting. Sounds like I need a lawyer.
That won’t be necessary, you know the law better than anyone on earth. You’ll be okay.
Yes, I know, but peeps like to play games. Like man’s law is superior to God’s law.
Father is more than aware of this and has quite a few things planned and in store for them. He’s going to have you step up and educate them on God’s law.
It would be my pleasure!
I’m coming along dad, hope you don’t mind.
Hell yeah, come rite along. You needs to hang out with me more often. Them winged feathers of yours are too stiff. Need to loosen them up.
Father says you need to “STAY ON SCRIPT”.
Capitalization and quotation marks, sounds serious.
Father says, D.C. has an excellent trauma unit and their reconstructive surgeons are top notch.
Dad really tell you that, or are you shiting me once again?
Father said it, and He’s serious dad. You don’t want to mess with Him until this is “way over and done with”.
Thanks for the heads up, because you know there was a good chance, I was gonna cut loose soon as I got there.
Yes dad, I know. Father and I both said, “NOT THIS TIME”.
Damn, what’s up with all these capitalization and quotation marks?
Dad, you need to get in and out “A.S.A.P.”
Gotcha, and that’s a big 10-4 daughter of mine. I really do appreciate the head’s up.
Not a problem dad. I want you in one piece and not in I.C.U.
I really do like walking around without the use of a cane, or walker or wheelchair. So once again, thanks!
No probs. I have to go dad, Father wants me to add something to your orders. You’re going to like this last part.
Cool, I’ll be looking forward to it.
Night dad, be safe!
Nite Rose, I will.
Back to our regularly scheduled program.
My son Mini-Me has really come a long way, which doesn’t mean much, since he has a tendency to go off script, ad-lib and changing my script to the way he wants it to go. He thinks he’s a better writer, director, choreographer and producer than me. He’s good, however, no one can top God. Put that in your pipe and smoke it, Mini-Me. You people in D.C. better take good care of my son while he’s there. He better not have any accidents or get detained for any reason. “FOR ANY REASON”.
Peace Be Unto You!
Your Father
God
Answer to the riddle: Not many! That’s because most people don’t think I’m real. You’ll soon find out otherwise.
Ha, Ha!