The Godfather

My son has created another website for me, for the world to behold,

Check it out and spread the word, especially to those with unfulfilled and empty souls.

He’s still working on it and although it’s a work in progress,

When completed, it’ll be something that I’m certain, most would be impressed.

He’s been instructed by me, “The Godfather” not to rush and to take his time,

Unless of course, he doesn’t mind paying a pretty hefty fine.

He knows I’m not in the mood for any of his games,

And if it’s not what I want, I’ll drive him completely insane.

I need to keep Mr. Chuckles busy and working all the time,

Because if I don’t, he’ll for certain do something and I’ll have to lose my mind.

So to all of you out there in cyberspace and beyond, you best keep an eye on my son,

Because he’s continuously into shenanigans and when I question, “he says, it’s just clean fun”.

Although I’m everywhere, “Mr. Do-What-I-Want-When-No-One-Is-Looking”,

Forever into mischief and he’s much better than the best chefs who are always cooking.

Yes, my knucklehead son always testing my patience and says, C’mon “I’m Mini-Me”,

And I have to explain to him yes, but, “I’m The O.G.”

He knows, I’m going to always cut him a lot of slack but, if he doesn’t behave,

He also knows, I don’t mind giving him a shovel, to dig his own grave.

Your Father

God