To V, With Love

I will always think about you, my love,

We go together like a tailor-made glove.

I will share with you, all my innermost secrets,

From you, I’ll never keep it.

Everywhere I go, I see your face,

There will never be any evidence, no, not a trace.

For you, I’ll do anything, you only have but ask,

And I will wear any and all forms of theatrical masks.

You know, that I’ll get down on my knees,

Your love is what I crave and always aim to please.

I’m the best foreign intelligence agent who ever lived,

And you, I have so much more to give.

Please don’t go,

Yes, do it slow.

Take your time,

It’ll be just fine.

Sweeter than honey,

More valuable than money.

Your slave,

I’ll always behave!

Alvin Mann