My List (of the Greatest Hits)

It appears you peeps in D.C. have nothing to do except spread vicious lies,

Never able to pass any meaningful bills, and most of you never try.

And now Elise is bringing charges against Letitia for doing her job (damn good one),

While “The Marlboro Man” continues on his pathetic mission to rob.

Elise, who’s the crook,

It seems you have mistook,

Alternative facts are not, nor have they ever been “the truth”,

You might want to sit this one out, before you wind up with a missing tooth.

The truth “will always find it’s way, even through the most astonishing of lies”,

Alternative facts seems, they never end. My how it makes time fly.

The Rocky Mountains have forever been a place that, put me at ease,

Now Lauren has shaken up the entire atmosphere, seems she does as she pleases.

It’s really a shame, you politicians instead of doing your jobs, which is supposed to be important,

Make sure, you’re going to get the biggest piece of the pie, and that’s unfortunate.

I’m glad Ron is finally out of the game,

One lunatic is more than enough, even though they’re pretty much the same.

So stay down there in Florida as you “moonlight wrestlin’ gators”,

We have more than enough, white supremacist haters.

And Mickey is currently Speaker, at least for a time,

Until another replacement steps in, qualification: a feeble mind.

Instead of doing your damn job,

You’re taking orders from someone who continues to rob.

But that’s really and truly okay,

Because my dad has cut me loose, and I’m ready to play.

I’ve got no less than 666 tricks up my sleeve,

That’s just the starting point, and this, you can believe.

You see, I used to be Satan’s #1 Disciple, Worldwide,

So all the bullshit you all are dishing out globally, from me, you cannot hide.

When I get to D.C. we’re going to find out, who’s the rookie,

I’ll be heading to the kitchen, to bake everyone some cookies.

Afterwards, I’ll go about to prepare the greatest of feasts,

However, I will not be cooking anything, for anyone to eat.

Gonna cook me, one goose at a time,

And where am I gonna find?

Well, they currently and for some time have totaled 435,

So, tell me, have you figured it out yet? I am not talking jive.

Joe, I’m glad you decided not to put your hat in the race,

Now, you can go back to West Virginia and in your hands, hold your face.

Kyrsten I’m sure will call you up from time to time,

Since you two have so much in common, politically you both seem, Party-wise, you can never decide.

So before I go, I need to let all of you know,

I’m ready to introduce everyone to “The Mini-Me Show”.

My dad (God to the rest of you) is about to blaze a path for me to follow,

It’s going to be very deep (that’s how we roll) but, it won’t be hollow.

Man’s law, God’s law. What do you choose,

Pick the wrong one and you will definitely lose.

Just so I’m absolutely clear on what’s been said,

Don’t let the so-called, self-appointed power you think you have, go to your head.

Look around and I mean, they’re much closer than you think,

I’ve got plenty backup, rite there with you, so, better not blink.

Long before Marlboro Man showed up with his disgusting face,

We’ve been on the scene, in plain sight (not hiding) taking notes, and still in place.

Should I be taken out within the next few hours, with me, it’s just fine,

Because I know what’s gonna follow, many more will run out of time.

So all you Alphabet City, civilian and military peeps, better put them triggers on safe,

Believe me when I say, you also have a “bulls-eye” on your face.

So you 435+ better get your shit together,

When I roll up in town, it’s gonna be in stormy weather.

So let’s be clear,

Open up both ears.

The rules of engagement remain exactly the same,

My face better not show up anywhere, that includes my name,

If it does, let’s just say, they’ll be a “worldwide announcement”, the plans are already in place,

And back to me, you’ll never be able to make a trace.

That’s evidence: from point A to point B,

Leading back to Lil ole me.

That’s correct, you’ll all be able to see,

And I’ll still be where I am now: “Free”.

Once again, I need to explain to you all,

Stand by and wait for your name to be called.

I have a list,

It’s the Greatest of Hits!

Alvin Mann