I Always Feel Like Someone’s Watching Me

I Always Feel Like Someone’s Watching Me,

Who on earth could it possibly be?

Alphabet City is lurking, and they’re everywhere,

The honest to God’s (that’s my dad, by the way) truth, I don’t even care.

So exactly what is a person in my situation gonna do,

Well, smart peeps, it’s started a long time ago. I’m running my own counter-surveillance, on each and every one of you.

I’ve had my own specialized team, immersed and in place,

There’s no doubt in my mind, they’ve seen you, “face-to-face”.

So as you go about your daily routine,

Think of me often, my dad sometimes calls me, “Mr. Clean”.

You all have time to make a final wish,

When I arrive, gonna create quite a delectable dish.

That is correct, and I have mighty strong strings on my line,

And let’s be clear, you’re rapidly running out of time.

So, go ahead and make one last wish,

I’ll be there soon. Gonna catch me some fish.

Alvin Mann