Blog Post Eighteen
The appointed time has arrived (for a few). Those of you who have been following, tracking and involved in other things, that we all know is a No-no, “the gig is up” . Yes, you know who you are. Look around, I'm right there, however, you can't see me. Or can you? Ask someone who knows God, someone who really knows God, and see what they have to say. Forget about my knucklehead son, he works for me and not the other way around, regardless what he says. This is what you're going to do, and you're going to do it. Whomever it is among you that's in charge, get in contact with my son, Alvin Mann.
Either you're going to do it, or you're not. You have 24 hours as of this posting. Really, the sooner the better. “Be prepared to make him an offer he can't refuse.” Regardless what you may think, it doesn't really matter where you are on the planet. You could be in outer space and I'll find you. Don't believe me? Good. I love making non-believers into believers. I've been doing this since the beginning of time. One last thing and hopefully, you'll consider all options and come to the best one: do exactly what I've instructed, if that's what you want to call it. This is not a joke!
The Big Kahuna
Revelations
Dad!
Hey, what you doing down here so early for?
Oh, I just figured I'd come down and make breakfast for you!
Aaaashhhh! I knew eventually, if you hanged around me enough, I was gonna rub off on you. Better keep this between us, because Mr. Perfect find out about this, He gonna terminate your visiting privileges.
No He won't.
I know Him better than you. But humor me, why wouldn't He cut your privileges?
Because, I'm the only one allowed to visit you.
And why is that?
Father don't want you corrupting anyone.
Rose, you know damn well, that's impossible.
That's what I told Father and He told me “don't believe the hype”.
Wait a minute…
Dad, I'm just repeating what He told me.
Well, I sure as hell, not gonna ask Him. One of two things, behind this.
I'm listening dad, because curiosity is killing me.
Dad, know damn well, I'm gonna be me. Number one, he knows you my daughter and I'm gonna have mad fun when you come down here, which also means, you gonna have mad fun.
Okay, what's number two?
Dad everywhere, correct?
Yes, what's your point dad?
Well, if He sent anyone else down here, He would see the interaction and hear everything.
Dad, what's your point? Father always been everywhere.
I'm a lone wolf Rose.
And?
Anytime, I've needed anything, I could always count on Dad.
Dad, you've been talking for a while, and have yet to make your point.
Check it out.
Okay, go ahead Mr. Molasses.
That's one of the names I have for Dad.
Like Father, like son.
You've been waiting to use that for a while also, haven't you?
You betcha!
Okay. Dad is jealous!
Dad, you been smoking something. What is it?
Listen up…
Make it good dad.
Dad, wants all His children to think about Him 24 hours a day, I don't care what you've ever heard. Ever since I was in my mother's womb, I knew He was gonna be on me. I was about 10 years old and I asked my mom, did she used to talk to me when I was in her womb and she said, yes. I asked her what did she used to say, and she told me, “stop kicking”. I asked her, what else did she talk to me about, she said, “nothing”. I asked her, why. She told me, it wasn't anything else to say, because, she always figured I was kicking because I wanted to get out. I said, mom, how long did you have to endure that, she told me 6 months.
Dad!
Yes Rose?
Quit playing, you for real?
I am, which leads to the next part.
Dad, I knew you had more, because that's not really a story. I've heard a lot of women go through that.
Guess what?
Hit me dad, because I know you got something that's going to be good.
It is. After my mom's told me all she told me was, to stop kicking, I figured that was my imagination playing tricks on me. About 3 years later, I heard it again, same voice I heard when I was in the womb. I knew then it was The Boogie Man.
Dad?
Yes Rose?
You knew it was God and called Him The Boogie Man? Why?
In my youth, in Sunday school, I had these deacons used to always talk about the word, and heathens and godless people, so to me, at that time, God was The Boogie Man.
Dad…
Rose, I'm not shiting you.
Okay, so now you know Father's not The Boogie Man.
Bullshit! Dad is The Boogie Man, The Grand Poobah, The Big Kahuna, The Benevolent One, Mr. Know-It-All and the only one I currently fear. That's exactly what He wants, because I know what He's got planned for me and going into, what I'm gonna be going into, I must have “No Fear” except for Dad. Everyone else can call him God, He allows me to call Him Dad, without repercussions. Don't ask me why, because I've been trying to figure that one out myself. But I know one thing, Rose.
What's that dad?
He always tells me, “I put on a good show”.
Cut! That's a wrap.
Hey Rose, what I get this time?
A+
No shit? What category?
Drama!
About damn time, I knew eventually Dad was gonna come through for me. Always telling me, I need to put more feeling into it. Like que pasa? I put as much as I could. Guess what He always tells me?
More!
Every single time! And I'm the only one He always expect to get each scene “perfectly”. Talking about let's do that scene again. But it's cool, He alright even if He don't let me be the next O.G. upstairs. That's alright, my temporary home will have to do. I'm gonna create my own family down here, and Dad's been preparing it for me for a while. Well, actually He gave me the blueprint for it.
So Rose, until next time, get some rest, because I know Dad got another script coming out soon.
Night dad.
Nite Rose!
Back to our regularly scheduled program
Yes, my son has finally gotten his act together. Let's see how long that's going to last. You humans are such an odd species. The only creatures that destroys their own kind intentionally and with malicious indifference!
“THE ONLY ONE”
Oh well, I guess I'll have to show you, real soon, what true power really is. To earth, cyberspace and everyone else, prepare yourselves.
Here I Come
God