Countdown - Minus Four Days

Four days…

Time waits for no one, and I’m tired of waiting on “All My Children” (that’s you, ungrateful beings) to change. So, here’s what I’m going to do. You will decide how much Chaos and Havoc, I decide to rain down on you as individuals. To all you mega-billionaires, you’re going to decide how much I do to you. You’re going to get in contact with my son and make him an offer he can’t refuse. Of course, the offer that you’ll make, will benefit him, and not yourselves. Women, you’re included in this also. Leona Helmsley, isn’t the only woman who didn’t like to pay taxes. Imelda Marcos, a.k.a. “The Shoe Lady” with her 3,000 plus pairs of shoes, comes to mind among a few. You men and women better hook up my son, Alvin Mann or else. He’s not asking you, I (God) am giving you all “A Direct Order”, you better take care of my son. One day he’s going to make a public confession/announcement and on that day, the history books and everything on planet Earth are going to change. “History Will Be Re-Written”. Every world leader better acknowledge it, publicly and in private, or “The Lawnmower Man” (that’s me) going to mow your ass like grass. (Those are Mini-Me’s words, but I won’t disagree!)

Hopefully, when all you billionaires release the tight grip you have on all your “ill-gained proceeds”, you’’ll feel better. (Yes, I know you won’t, but it’s the thought that counts) Just keep in mind, your pain in giving it away, is my son’s gain. It’s a “Win-Win” situation. I’m going to leave everyone with something to ponder over tonight, it goes like this:

“How Do I Get To Heaven”

Getting into heaven isn’t hard at all to achieve,

For those who are God’s true children, they’ll open up their hearts to receive,

The message and soothing instructions on exactly what to do,

And it’s always, continually as easy as tying the strings on your gym shoes.

Too many people from all over the world want to lead, but never follow,

Which makes those individuals, in the eyes of God, extremely hollow.

To achieve the ultimate goal in life,

Other than getting a husband, child or wife,

Is to be all that you can be, in living for your Father, who’s in heaven,

You just need to learn, how to count to seven.

My son, Alvin Mann will give everyone instructions with his words,

And, he’ll make certain that it’ll travel worldwide, to ensure, it’s universally heard.

Your Father

God

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