The Candidate

So, you want to be United States Speaker of the House,

Hmmm, that's interesting, since you're such a louse.

Okay Kevin, let's Play a Game,

Tell everyone, “What's My Name?”

Doing your job (dictated by God) to reach heaven,

First, you need to be able to, count to seven.

You decided not to appear for Nancy Pelosi's farewell,

However, you seem qualified (not really) to ring in a new bell.

Yes, the bell you're hearing, is coming from Satan in hell,

It's possible, however the Speakership may allude you, “oh well”.

Not providing time with your bodily presence,

Let's me (God) know, you still haven't learned my lesson.

You showed everyone what's truly on your simplified mind,

God (that's me) is looking for those with honor, in you, “I never find”.

True leadership, sets for everyone, an “exemplary example”,

With you, it's the same old sordid sample.

While you're always thinking of getting your “grubby little hands” on the gavel,

How about a political thriller by the world-renowned James Clavell?

When the time comes to put this novel to film,

An abundance of actors, in selection, but who will win?

Pee Wee Herman is the most logical choice,

Since you both have the same whiny voice.

Being a part of the on-going treasonous insurrection,

My opponents should learn a valuable lesson.

Our crew will do anything to get to the throne,

We are many (Proud Boys, military, judges, law enforcement) we're never alone.

So Kimberly, you and Merrick are supposed to be hot,

However, criminal activity seems, you're unable to stop.

Allowing emotion to dictate on whom to charge,

While politicians continue to be “Criminals at Large”.

Here you have someone who's elected by the people,

An abomination to God and never in the house with the steeple.

Forever claiming to work for those who actually vote,

Yet, continually riding on “The Bare-Ass Naked Emperor's” tail coat.

Kevin will never wind up going to heaven,

Because he's yet, learned how to count to seven.

Not a problem, just keep listening to the ringing of the bell,

By your master Satan, he has your room, ready in hell.

Continue on this road, and you'll certainly get in,

The road of “seditious behavior”, nothing but sin.

This journey has taken a long time to behold,

Hopefully, it'll continue, because I'm on a roll.

It's taken such an excruciatingly long time,

But that's okay, because everything's going to turn out fine.

My thirst for power shall never end,

The main goal is, not constituents, but to win.

It appears, after what seemed to be an eternity,

I've finally achieved, “what's always alluded me”.

Even though the cost was to sell my soul,

It was well worth it, because now I feel whole.

Now, that I'm closer to being actually in,

Where on earth to begin?

My name is…

“Manchurian”

Your Father

God