Eye of the F.B.I.

Eye of the F.B.I. is always on the case,

As I’m typing here, I’m currently under surveillance, and they’re all in my face.

In my electronics (all of them) and I’m not certain what they hope to find,

Need to be conducting surveillance on the politicians in Washington, D.C., the one’s who’ve lost their minds.

Well, I guess the same could be said about me,

Compare me with any one of them: do the arithmetic, what do you see?

One day it’s possible (okay, when it happens) you and I, will come face to face,

No need for cuffs, tackles to the ground or perp walk: how about showing some grace.

You know damn well, if you really had anything concrete, I’d be inside a cell,

But you’re waiting to have “more than enough evidence” that’ll keep me locked up for a spell.

Sound about rite?,

Wait a minute, hold on tight.

What about all those peeps on Jan 6th, 2021, “The Insurrection in Washington, D.C.”,

No one in congress (so far) has been locked up and you’re looking at me.

Half of congress should be either in jail or kicked out of office and you’re all up in my face,

I got a news flash for you all: I’ve been conducting my own multiple cases.

One day we all will see, what we will see about if I know what I’m talking about,

I have “clearance” from the one who has all the clout.

Long before anyone knew anything about me, I was on the scene,

Been over 50 years, and all that time: I’ve pretty much, kept my hands clean.

Half of the current U.S. congressional members in office have committed multiple felonious crimes,

And you’re all in my video: I keep wondering what you’re hoping to find?

When I leave this world, I’ll be leaving and going home,

To meet my Father, up high on his throne.

I had quite a few things here to say, however, it’s highly classified and none of you have clearance, so far,

I guess, maybe one day, we’ll see which of you will hold the keys, in opening the jar.

You’re the Eye of the F.B.I. and you should already know,

Anything I have, connected to, have knowledge of, through your capable hands, it should have already flowed.

I really do hope you find whatever it is you’re searching for,

So you may end this case, one way or another, and once and for all: “shut the door”.

I’ll be there in your interrogation room,

Completely surrounded by those highly dedicated few, (will it happen soon?).

F.B.I. agent #1 standing in my face, says drop your pants to the floor,

I hear a sound and 3 more agents open and close the door.

F.B.I. agent #2 and #3 each grab one of my ass cheeks,

F.B.I. agent #4 has a flashlight, moving in closer to take a peek.

As I’m bent over, and I already know it won’t last,

F.B.I. agent #4 is inches away and I pass…

“gas!”

Alvin Mann