Let's Play A Game (It’ll Be Big Fun)
Let's play a game,
Try to figure out my name.
I can do anything I want, whenever I please,
I never have to ask, and always at ease.
I never have to look at the clock,
Because mine, never stops.
There's one who is high above,
Showers everyone (that's you) with everlasting love.
So, my ungrateful children, where's my return,
It appears you just want to burn.
There's always room in a place called Hell,
Can't you hear Satan ringing his bell?
You better listen up, because I'm only going to say this once,
You'd better do an about-face, or wear the hat “Dunce”.
If that's the hat you want, then, so be it.
The mansions in heaven, you'll never see it.
Since all you ever want to do is play,
And never have time to pray.
Let's play a game.
Try to figure out my name.
Those of you whom truly know,
Will always welcomely show,
The rest, let's everyone else know, who's the best,
Hell, so be it, you can hang out with all the rest!
Riddle Time: Currently, the most powerful being on earth. It's human.
Answer at the bottom, of this post. Be patient, read the entire post. My son has a story to tell.
Your Father
God
Revelations
Dad, you heard huh?
So what in the hell you two doing up there?
Dad, we just thought…
I don't want to hear it.
So, what…
Be quiet.
Dad…
Listen carefully, I understand. And I'm cool with it.
Really? Father thought you'd be mad,. You look remarkably calm. What you been up to dad?
Ever since “Big Head Kahuna” dictated to me, because, I'm His Personal Stenographer, about being the most powerful being on the planet, I had to go into my “psycho mode”.
Fill me in Psycho!
Well daughter of mine, Big Head Kahuna, done put a contract out on me. Oh, He wouldn't say that, but you know damn well, that's what it is. It's cool, He set me up last time with my former employer.
Satan?
Let me finish Lil Grasshopper, Big Dawg in the house.
O-Kee-Dokey Dawg!
Big Head Kahuna playing games with me. First, He think I'm gonna ask Him to call it off. I'm not. For over 40 years I haven't killed anyone and I think I'm long overdue. Dad prepping me for when I go out in the field. I'm not mad at Him, just the opposite. Dude let's me know how much He really loves me. Dad knows damn well, I'm a lean, mean, killing machine. He should know, He trained me.
So dad, you really not mad?
Lil Grasshopper, dad done took over my website, got me being His Personal Stenographer and then got me singing “glory hallelujah praises” about Him, when He still know, “1st chance I get”, He and I gonna rotate. I'm gonna take His spot and He gonna take mine. He so good, guess what, He gonna have no less than 100 contracts on Him at the same time. Get outta that one, God in human form.
So dad, you really cool?
Truly I am. I just like setting up my own hits, but that ego tripper in the sky, be talking about “slow down hombre”. Shucks, I trained you, so this is what I think Imma gonna do. Next thing I know, I'm typing this shit. I know damn well, you know…
Yeah, I know dad.
Damn rite. I allow you to interrupt this time Lil Grasshopper, 'cause you know damn well, The Boogie Man, trying to shake me up. Yeah, someone gonna get shook up alright. Sum-bitch walk-up on me talking about a easy hit, because I'm 62, don't know how old dad is. Yes, dad is spirit, but I'm connected to Him spiritually and He lets me tap into His classified Intel every now and then. 1st time He did, I'm quite sure was a test. I didn't lose my mind, but being God is great. I just got about one billionth of it, and aint a day go by I don't think of it. Other than Jesus, I'm pretty sure no one else has felt that. You know dad not gonna tell me, He thinks I know too much already. He the reason, I want His job. I mean damn, who the hell wouldn't wanna be God?
So how you feeling now dad?
The truth?
The whole truth so help you God!
The Grand Poobah better keep them super powers to Himself. The only thing I need to know for the rest of my earthly life is what I need to, nothing more, nothing less. Because when I leave here, I'm gonna go home and rest. Dad got me running all over this planet on His damn suicide mission like He can't find no one else. I got 6,000 brothers that I trained all over this planet. Two in every state of the U.S. So you hit men and women here in my neck of the woods, you may get me, but see how fast you can get out of this country. My brothers the best trained hit men currently on the planet. I'm only one, try to leave this country after you get me. We a global organization. If it wasn't for Mr. Know-It-All, I wouldn't be broadcasting this now. You hear Him Rose?
Yeah, He said, Ha, ha.
Tell you what, all those of you out there in cyberspace, why my dad knows this is a game. It is. He is spirit and since He can't do anything, in His spirit form, well, somebody's gotta do it. So, go ahead, make my day. I'm quite sure, when the time comes, the 1st time I'll go “toe-to-toe”, with Mr. and/or Mrs. Smith, I'm the only one still gonna be standing. As my Father so eloquently put it in the last post, “test me”. You will find yourself in a body bag, real soon.
I'm not the one,
I am my Father's son.
So let's have a test,
See who's the best.
Ready to roll,
Hopefully you got soul.
You better be ready to meet your maker.
I am.
Dad?
What?
Why you be tripping?
Because Big Head Kahuna, always be playing games. He know I like planning my own hits, so He pull a rabbit out his hat, and set me up…again. Go ahead, I already see it in yo eyes. What He say?
He says, He don't want you to get too comfortable.
I see rite now, I'm never gonna get any rest with Him always on my ass.
What you want me to tell Father?
Tell Him, I'm coming home when I get ready. Have Him put that in His pipe and smoke it. I guess He can save some for you too, 'cause I know damn well, you two got the good stuff up there. The Godfather Himself can get anything, at anytime and anywhere from anyone.
Dad why you always tripping?
When you get back upstairs, ask the IT Specialist, about my programming. You see, I am preprogrammed. And I am not going to change!
Night dad.
Nite Rose.
Back to our regularly scheduled program
Yes, we'll see how good my son really is. Why did I do it? He needs the practice. The rest of my children, you need to practice also. Love one another, as you love yourselves. Most of all, show your love for your Father. (Me) Time waits for no one. My clock never stops.
Ha, ha!
Your Father
God
Answer to the riddle: Alvin Mann